cowboy-garfield:

did yall know there were more

boxheadpaint:

intriga-hounds:

sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

not a single happy camper in this image

helloitsbees:

prismspalette:

lemonsharks:

ambulatoryhoodie:

greenekatgrey:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

invaderxan:

chitaquadean:

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

academic conferences

Work meetings

Interviews

Auditory processing disorder

conversations with my cats who are yelling

Me letting that little kid with their hyper fixation tell me every single fact they know about it

Goncharov (1973)

orcboxer:

himbofisher:

today the miami dolphins punter accidentally kicked a ball directly into his teammate’s ass

sulphuric-glue:

gehinnom:

exlibrisfangirl:

carebewear:

wheeloffortune-design:

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.

yandere-angela:

ALT

oh hey rember that post a while ago about how when stores ask for your donation, they arent actually donating the money you give because theyve already made the donation and are just looking to get reimbursed through customers? looks like theyre finally getting in hot water for that deceptive practice